So, college. It’s like one in the morning and my roommate and I just really wanted some pizza–so we ordered some (Cottage Inn Pizza btw) and since we are both crazy tumblr addicts we’ve both seen that post where it’s like “Send your cutest delivery boy!” and then they get like a dog or something..
Friends, I am here to inform you that this is not the reality of your average, sleepy college-town.
Pizza boy=average (whatever), but pizza boy (we’ll call him Bob) thinks I’m pretty funny and says “Since you seem to like jokes, here’s this.” *hands CD*
First thought: It’s going to blow up my computer the second I put it in.
Second thought: It’s German dungeon porn (idk what this actually is)
What is actually is: a mix tape made by Bob the PizzaBoy.
And this seems really cute until…
This is the first mixtape or a mixCD or whatever the people call it, that anyone has given me.
And it’s just really shitty rap music.
It’s really shitty rap music by a guy who’s calling himself Daniel Abercrombie
And it’s volume three. That means that there are two whole other volumes.
Can I have a redo?
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