Extrapolating the progression of Shakespeare’s work from the Elizabethan era to the modern day, I must say that I’m really excited for the 25th century when high schoolers begrudgingly go on field trips to their community theatre to see dry, stuffy, humorless productions of Die Hard and Mean Girls.
Humorless production of mean girls is impossible
Look, if modern-day theatre companies can make boring, totally serious productions of the play where a guy named Bottom gets turned into a donkey by a fairy for the sake of a play on the word “ass,” they can suck the fun out of Mean Girls.