*alien starts abducting me with their spaceship*

Me: woah woah woah. Hold on. Let me ask my mom about this first.

Alien: that’s okay, take your time.

Me: thanks. *shouts* MOM, CAN I GET ABDUCTED BY THIS ALIEN?!?!

Mom: *shouts back* YEA SURE, JUST BE BACK BEFORE DINNER!!

Me: aight man. She said it’s cool.

Alien: cool