The signs as Michael Scott quotes

Aries: I’m not to be truffled with.
Taurus: Well, well, well… how the turntables.
Gemini: I understand nothing.
Cancer: I’m running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.
Leo: I am Beyonce, always.
Virgo: I don’t hate it, I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.
Libra: I’m not superstitious, but I’m a little-stitious.
Scorpio: I’m going to make this way harder than it needs to be.
Sagittarius: That’s what she said.
Capricorn: You don’t know me. You’ve just seen my penis.
Aquarius: I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
Pisces: It’s never too early for ice cream.