gothraccoon:

wahoorat:

if you are a lesbian you are permitted to get away with as much arson as you want. if you are gay you are allowed one (1) act of shoplifting over 250 dollars. if you are bisexual you can key as many sports cars as you want. if you are trans you can fake your own death three times. thats the rules. if you are heterosexual then just dont leave the house or we’re gonna have a problem.

anyone wanna buy wahoorat off me, i cant handle this shit anymore

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