Y’all think being in a goth relationship means wearing white makeup together but Mary Shelley lost her virginity on her mother’s grave so maybe step it up.
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amanda seyfreids life in the mamma mia movie is so ideal…..living in a villa on an island in the mediterranean, sailing around the coast and eating fruit, colin firth might be ur dad….this bitch rlly had it all
*sitting on the river*
Katie: What if a swamp monster just came out and went WHOMP
Me: wtf
Katie: I have ADD and sometimes it really shows oKAY
a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say ❤ out loud
less than three.
if one more person adds this geek ass comment i will make sure u have less than three seconds left to live
Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”
little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows.
And seasons mean nothing
And you never know the date.
history fucked me up
oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built
I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar
Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!
That’s called murder and i heard somewhere that it was illegal.
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