kvothe-kingkiller:

so my dad often says “richard cranium” instead of dickhead and i just fucking realized my dad has been using the ‘me, an intellectual:’ meme for my entire fucking life

thebuttkingpost:

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

mechadogcentral:

mynamesender:

Wow, not all fascists are fucking pricks

Sounds like someone needs to talk to a bayonet

secret-soup:

angstriddentrashhuman:

I honestly did not expect our national park service to be so fucking savage.

ghostcongregation:

i wish more conspiracy theorists would really swing for the fences. ‘we never went to the moon’ = boring, pedestrian. ‘we are actually living on the moon right now, but have been programmed to think we’re on earth’ = endlessly fascinating, shimmering with possibilities

squashs:

craiganthonywells:

squashs:

if a british person is named shaggy does it kinda feel like being named fucky?

The first time I watched Scooby Doo I was distraught

that’s what I wanted to hear

God’s ‘The Bible’

idiosyncraticwordsmith:

shitmystudentswrite:

In God’s ‘The Bible’, the main character Jesus is a very important person.

I do not normally reblog from shitmystudentswrite but I need as many people as possible to see this