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How to make a Virgo feel loved: Make them feel useful. Accept their desire to help you.

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Your Druid is sneaking through the camp site and a few soldiers start walking towards her general direction.

Druid: Uhh, I turn into a tree.

DM: The camp you’re sneaking through is in the middle of an open field.

Druid: Shit. I’ll turn into a tree anyway.

Soldier: Hey, has that tree always been there?

Druid: I’ve been here for weeks.

DM: Roll to bluff.

Druid: Nat 20

Soldier: Well the tree would know better than us I suppose.

slavocracy:

one thing i really like about myself is how im the greatest person alive

lovlae:

this will never not b funny every time i think about this i literally like , scream

tapeduct:

My only constant is the black hair tie around my wrist. No mans gonna be there for me like this hair tie has. No ones presence is gonna b as reassuring

eissibee:

Do you ever think about how supermarkets have no clear indicator of time passing visually? Like if u go into a supermarket in the morning or midnight it would look the same, same harsh white lighting. Time isn’t real. Nothing is real. Avocados are half off

ineffablewitch:

some person: Why do you always play a mage or an archer?

Me: so i don’t have to chase the people I kill

cyberscully:

anyways time is fake and nothing is real i’m just living my life from one halloween to the next