
It hurts how relatable this is
whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this

i honestly don’t think i could make up something worse than the white house managing to fit both holocaust denial and neocon warmongering into a single fucking press release
screaming into the abyss (2 snack breaks)


fashionably late? more like anxiously early
How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?