pythagoras believed that out of all the planets earth was the worst and the further you could get away from earth the better. some guys burned down his house but he didnt lose his cool he just walked out into the woods and died
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Poison is a magical transmutation potion that transforms people into corpses.
This knife is actually a magic wand
Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
*cocks gun* magic missile
Hey! Don’t bring missile for wand fights
i can’t believe there are still people in high school like… it’s literally 2017 grow up already
should I go to school tomorrow or nah
what would nicki minaj say
One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday, eight hours
I will reblog this every time it crosses my dash.
People who don’t get this infuriate me
#I feel like I’ve just been introduced to a major character in a Wes Anderson movie
there are so many important elements to this. the slow-mo. the sliding on snow in trainers?? the string classical music. the knowing glance towards the camera. the slight raise of the mug in salutation. the book. the red dressing gown. the snowflakes falling past. the hair? the blink as they turn away. who are they
sundress no panties
grey sweats no boxers
Burger no pickles
everybody you have ever met came out of a vagina screaming in fear
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