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a note to all aspiring novelists…
sometimes you should just use “said”
“Snape!” he nutted
my aesthetic is powerful women wearing nonsexualized armor
if anyone ever tries to tell you that the ancient greeks were more sophisticated than us, just remember that there was a ship war between plato and aeschylus over whether achilles or patroclus was the top in their relationship, while xenophon was off complaining that he didn’t ship that
The Night Vale Medical Board offers the following diet tip: Everything you eat is sunlight made physical. You are radiant and forever.
Welcome to Nightvale (via adventures-in-poor-planning)
zuge:
i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree
me: *breathes*
mom: that damn phone
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