overblush:

i want a huge ass kitchen w a ISLAND bitch

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

justbadpuns:

I had a joke about murder that would’ve really killed but I’m sure you’re all sick to death of those

australiansanta:

hey sorry for not replying i didnt want to

radical-funny-posts:

why in deathly hallows did they have everyone polyjuice themselves into harry when harry could have polyjuiced into a muggle and have been driven to safety away from the threat of death eaters who don’t know how to work things in the muggle world

who came up with these plans anyway

chromolume:

i saw goody proctor kissing santa claus

queergirlwriting:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

just-a-kind-of-magic:

Imagine being a human in an alien crew in space and leaving with bright blue or pink hair and the color fades and everybody on board wonders WHY you are losing your colors??? Is it the lack of greens? Are you sad? Angry? They just don’t know??

“HUMAN BIOLOGY IS BAFFLING”

These are the kinds of pure posts I come to this place for.