me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: I don’t know her
Category: Uncategorized
me: hey can i listen to an audio post?
tumblr: no and fuck you

self care is drinking two jack in the box coffees at 7 pm and gaining enhanced vision of the shadow people you often see in the corner of your eye
THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES
Stop Sign: Strict
Speed Limit Sign: Cautious
One Way Sign: Stubborn
Yield Sign: Shy
Keep Out Sign: Secretive
I get irrationally offended when websites tell me my password is weak.
you: heavy metal
me, an intellectual: burdensome mineral
edgar allen poe’s famous short story, ‘bird tells me to fuck off in my own home’



