crowley-trash:

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: I don’t know her

bloodbending:

me: hey can i listen to an audio post?

tumblr: no and fuck you

maikoa:

self care is drinking two jack in the box coffees at 7 pm and gaining enhanced vision of the shadow people you often see in the corner of your eye

Stop Sign: Strict
Speed Limit Sign: Cautious
One Way Sign: Stubborn
Yield Sign: Shy
Keep Out Sign: Secretive

just-shower-thoughts:

I get irrationally offended when websites tell me my password is weak.

setheverman:

you: heavy metal
me, an intellectual: burdensome mineral

crocophile:

edgar allen poe’s famous short story, ‘bird tells me to fuck off in my own home’