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honor students cheat more than anybody

sometimes i catch myself being salty and im like damn????? take a nap?????

clayjokes:

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

an endless cycle

taybeeart:

Day & Night

whiskey-and-ink:

upallnightogetloki:

moonlitwitch:

ladyshinga:

I made the second part and idc I’m still laughing at my own joke

it’s my favorite joke

I LITERALLY SAID “Elizabeth Bathory tried that already and it clearly didn’t work” ONLY FOR ME TO SCROLL DOWN AND UNEXPECTEDLY SEE THE ATTACHED BATHORY PICTURE, I’M SCREAMING!

Love

lizardskkin:

extraterrestrial-femme:

why do all lesbians collectively have a villain kink

Because lesbian-coded characters are almost 100% villains

greatcateblanchett:

Cate Blanchett lip-syncing to You Don’t Own Me at a benefit show in Stonewall, NYC to end gun violence . [x]

me, being handfed raspberries by strong, handsome poolboys: leonardo, kale, bring me my prozac