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ostracizedpoodle:

storyofthislife:

why are breakfast dates not  a more popular thing? like forget your 9pm fancy dinner reservation, lets go eat pancakes at 9am in our pjs

I will never wake up before noon for a man

iwannabeadored:

mugglebornheadcanon:

1977. Younger muggleborns laughingly answering ‘Abracadabra’ when asked by teachers if they know how a spell works. Purebloods screaming and ducking under tables because they misheard and this 12 year old is trying to use the killing curse on me.

I think this might be the best one

mrsdewinter:

iilya:

my friends talking about me after I leave them early on a night out

theladyinquisitors:

lordstark:

“nasa gone rogue” sounds like they’re stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally or something

but nope, “rogue” these days is a word that means “posting real climate change facts that your president doesn’t want you to know”

like if you support nasa posting real climate change facts that the orange dictator doesn’t want you to know. reblog if you support nasa stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally.

ghoulish-velocity:

rikoy11:

ghoulish-velocity:

rikoy11:

ghoulish-velocity:

bassoon-boss:

ghoulish-velocity:

When you become famous you’re called a legend because your leg ends

What

Your leg.
It ends.

I’m not a linguist but I think that’s wrong

Are you saying your leg doesn’t end?

I mean. at some point it does. yes. 

then what’s the problem

zsnes:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

crystal pepsi