kid-mera:

breelandwalker:

mysticmoonhigh:

0fthem0untains:

weavemama:

America is about to be that part in the lion king where where pride rock became all shitty bc Scar became king

have yet to see a better analogy

Are you implying Hilary Clinton’s daughter will assassinate Donald Trump because I’m okay with this

Actually, if we follow the narrative, I think it would be the Obama daughters. Which would be even MORE awesome.

Malia’s gonna fight Trump on the roof of the Whitehouse while it’s on fire.

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

How come when a house is haunted it’s always ghost from the 1800’s? Why there ain’t ever any ghosts from 2007 who screams “ITS BRITNEY BITCH!”  3 in the morning

buginateacup:

post–grad:

post–grad:

concept: instead of 4 more Fantastic Beasts movies, Comedy Central takes over and produces 50 episodes of Drunk History: Wizarding World Edition

historian, holding his 5th glass of firewhiskey: I’m here to talk to you about…. about Claudius Cleansweep, the goddamn founder of modern Quidditch.

[cut to Gilderoy Lockhart in period attire]

a group of 7th year Hogwarts girls huddled around a dozen empty bottles of butterbeer: Nononono no fuck Dumbler…dumberder. Door. I wanna talk about the fucking baddest bitch in Hogsnose. Fuckin’ Minerva fucking McGonnagal *sees a cat* oh fuck is that her?  

grevenz:

Imagine a standard history textbook having to explain who Seth Rogen and James Franco are

thankssun:

i hate when people use “millennials” as an insult like???? i didn’t even want to be born u can’t use that against me

jdax:

I can’t believe you made me read this with my own two eyes

strawberryslurper:

me, for my entire birthday month: how could you do this to me On My Birthday

officialunitedstates:

me writing an email to my professor: I really don’t understand this
problem because of these four reasons, etc etc etc [three paragraphs] am
I reading the question wrong or what’s going on? thank you for your
help

professor: u reading question wrong goodbye

bpdkisuke:

teacher: write about who you are and your identity!

me: my what