demonbloodsausagedog:

terpsikeraunos:

hellenecstatic:

FYI the name Dennis is derived from Dionysus. That is all.

this means…denny’s….

I mean have you ever been in a denny’s parking lot after 2 AM because the etymological ancestry makes perfect sense

presidentgay:

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck
in december: life is a polar expresswreck

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

hashtagdion:

warpstar:

idk why fingers in the mouth is so hot but it is

try letting your chicken fingers cool off before you eat them