remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
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By the way, a cautionary tale
If you find a bunch of bones that are A: untouched and B: supernaturally clean, there is definitely a reason for both of those things. Sometimes that reason is ants. Sometimes those ants are fire ants. Sometimes those fire ants have made a nest over the entire three meter area around those bones
Sounds like someone had an adventure with fire ants
he’s not valid
who isn’t?
the nsa agent reading this 🙂
Imagine working hard all day, doing what you can to keep the citizens of your country safe, getting home and thinking “time to unwind! I might check my tumblr dash” only to find this
i diagnose you with bitch
Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.
i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train
me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in
why my hand shaky
your skeleton is ready to hatch
this is so fucking ominous thank you
i have been feeling really great recently !!!
april fools im dead inside
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