wonder woman: hey bruce, uh, question
batman: shoot
wonder woman: what’s mr. freeze’s motivation again
batman: his wife is sick + in suspended animation, he’s also sick, wants to find a cure
wonder woman: so like. loss of a loved one basically
batman: more or less
wonder woman: right, right, and he’s planning to do this…
batman: well he’s a brilliant researcher so mostly he crimes for funding
wonder woman: and your day job is?
batman: owner of an incredibly successful corporation, practically the cornerstone of the Gotham economy
batman: why do you ask
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Feed a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, feed a man a poisoned fish and he’ll eat for the rest of his life.
me: misplaces one finger on the trackpad
windows 8: closes the browser, locks the computer, calculates the mass of the sun, sets my house on fire, types out the entire script of the bee movie in webdings
WHAT. THE. FUCK. 😂
Bruh.
A lvl 20 chaotic good bard
It upsets me how accurate that description is
self care is watching hours of r.i.p. vine compilations on youtube
*opens a new incognito tab to ask a really dumb question that i don’t want in my search history*
“is stuart little a real person”
proton, neutron, electron and crouton
did tumblr humor distort anyone elses sense of reality ? every fucking meme on here is drenched in 5 layers of irony and my brain cant differentiate jokes from anything. i went to craigslist saw a photo of a couch and just fucking lost it
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