cystemic:

useless-switzerlandfacts:

altonin:

the real regions of europe

• crystal clear tapwater
• everyone eats dinner at 10pm
• slav squat
• brexit

How Europe is classified by the United Nations

somewhatnewtothis:

genderkills:

the knife emoji but capitalized

Sword

me: let’s do something productive
brain: too stressed, can’t focus
me: ok, then let’s do something enjoyable first
brain: can’t do that either, feeling too guilty for not being productive

gay-bananamancer:

eggcup:

hmm? what’s that? oh, you don’t like my seeds? *evolves into a fruit that bears no seeds but is now a monoculture that is especially susceptible to pests and disease* how about that idiot 

Don’t vague post about bananas you scum

feministperalta:

sometimes I remember that some people just watch tv casually and don’t get overly invested in the lives of fictional characters and I’m like lol sounds fake but okay

imreallycoolandfriendly:

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

snototter161:

youareheterophobic:

gatorsmooch:

Are you ever just… really disappointed to learn someone is straight

I guess the majority of the population disappoints you then.

correct