Y’all think being in a goth relationship means wearing white makeup together but Mary Shelley lost her virginity on her mother’s grave so maybe step it up.
amanda seyfreids life in the mamma mia movie is so ideal…..living in a villa on an island in the mediterranean, sailing around the coast and eating fruit, colin firth might be ur dad….this bitch rlly had it all
*sitting on the river*
Katie: What if a swamp monster just came out and went WHOMP
Me: wtf
Katie: I have ADD and sometimes it really shows oKAY
a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say ❤ out loud
less than three.
if one more person adds this geek ass comment i will make sure u have less than three seconds left to live
Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”
little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows.
And seasons mean nothing
And you never know the date.
history fucked me up
oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built
I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar
Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!
That’s called murder and i heard somewhere that it was illegal.
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