targuzzler:

acoolguy:

everyone says peanut butter is made of peanuts but have you ever seen peanuts be made into it??

feel the same about arizona ice tea. arizona’s still there so what the fuck

supernatural-mishamigo:

vvaddles:

theselener:

vvaddles:

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

I literally did not see that coming

slimetony:

I dont think you should be allowed to drink poison

vorrible:

lornacrowley:

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

hotephoetips:

i treat people how i want to be treated until i notice a lack of reciprocity

then i begin to treat them how they treat me

and that’s when people usually notice that there’s a problem

“you acting different”

yeah

shmapes:

Tumblr isn’t about getting lots of notes on a post anymore it’s about ego death

adrenaline:

Expectation: Go out with my friends, drink, dance and have fun.
Reality: Staying at home, watching tv, checking tumblr, eating and getting fat.

the-philosophers-bone:

arcampbell94:

Part of adulting is having your bed in the center of the wall instead of in the corner.

why… is this………….. true…………………