i just saw an ad about how the founding fathers wouldn’t foster safe spaces or trigger warnings and all i can think about is when john adams made it illegal to make fun of him

Adrian Shine, the leader of the Loch Ness Project, looks exactly like how I imagined the leader of the Loch Ness Project looks like – via http://ift.tt/23z6vND
What a masterpiece of a photo.
He looks like he knows everything
phases you go through as a kid
- dinosaur
- ancient egypt
- pirate
- medieval
this is outer space erasure
Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does
APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOT USING THE CROSSWALK TO CROSS THE ROAD BY MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM RECENTLY SO THE SCHOOL SHOWED THIS THIS MORNING ICAN T BREATHE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/SCREAMING
oh god I thought it was going to be some messed-up graphic cautionary thing like they show of accidents in drivers’ ed
i’m so glad this went in a completely unexpected direction
Good shit hahahaaa





