tiny-septic-box-sam:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

My friend and I are discussing various English/UK accents and I just fucking blurted “Australian accents are like if Britain had a Texas” and guys I feel like I’ve cracked the goddamn code

There are 4 types of responses to this post

1) “I’m Australian/British/a Texan and this is fucking disgusting/offensive/problematic and here’s why”

2) “I’m Australian/British/a Texan and you’re absolutely right and I hate you for it”

3) Actual smart linguistics/etymology people describing the progression of accents and proving how big of a dumbass I am

4)

pizzaback:

pizzaback:

pizzaback:

i’m not saying this to be snobby bc i’m not expecting everyone to know their art history and i do this too, but i do think it’s genuinely funny that whenever people online see ugly old art they assume it’s medieval art, and whenever people see complicated realistic figures and scenes they assume it’s renaissance art, or less commonly baroque. 

people thinking fernando botero’s cat paintings are medieval art is especially funny cause he’s literally still alive

this image (still life with green soup) was created in 1972 and people thought it was from ~400 AD to 1400 AD, like it has a modern doorknob and a modern kettle and everything

luidilovins:

spreezpz:

spreezpz:

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Me: what

You dont have to make the sandwitch

wordsnquotes:

“I think we would me much more alive if we dared ourselves to recognize that we are not obligated to know who we are at every given moment.”

—

Jorge Bucay, Argentine gestalt psychotherapist, psychodramatist (1949–)

original: “Creo que estaremos mucho más vivos si nos atrevemos a darnos cuenta de que no estamos necesariamente obligados a saber en todo momento quienes somos.” (via fyp-psychology)