Let's Talk About the Universe

vikingofficial:

greenbaconsmoothie:

just-shower-thoughts:

If you wore a vr headset linked to a camera drone that was set to follow you from a few feet behind you could live in third person.

disassociating

If you can’t dissociate naturally store bought is fine

slide-effect:

notonyourbarricade:

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

Shoutout to everyone that had a dream career or ideal life but were roadblocked by math. 

crpl-pnk:

LISTEN it is very important that you RINSE YOUR RASPBERRIES before consuming because otherwise you are in DANGER of not having little droplets of water in the berries that you can sip like a tiny fairy tea cup

legend-of-laurel:

“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

poetically-inebriated:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

turnip52:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

why don’t demons just possess people who are in a vegetative, braindead, state?

then they wouldn’t have to fight for control or anything

And they’d be immediately welcomed by the person’s friends and family

And if they act out of sorts, or unusually, everyone would assume it was due to their brain trauma.

Until they pull some exorcist shit and projectile vomit everywhere while speaking latin

Nausea is a side-effect, also there are documented cases of accquired brain injuries leading to people speaking languages they never learned, and in different accents.

Now, when they start levitating and 360ing their heads, THAT might be more difficult to explain from a medical standpoint.

thequeenofsunflowers:

wellyfullofale:

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

vampireapologist:

im in the library working on some final papers and the dude across from me at this study staton just did the sign of the cross before he started typing something so that’s where he’s at rn

squidong:

cardozzza:

platovevo:

cats are so fake like they’re theoretically related to apex predators and yet they weigh 8 pounds, sleep 20 hours a day, and scream if you feed them half an hour later than usual

I deeply sympathize because I also like to sleep an unreasonable amount and yell when hungry.

incidentally, you are also an apex predator

glitter6ug:

magiical:

gomez and morticia addams are the only straight rich couple i trust everyone else is on thin fucking ice

bold and incorrect of you to assume either gomez or morticia is straight