thebaconsandwichofregret:

skycrewperalta:

barricadeur:

John Mulaney is hosting SNL, and they just did a lobster-themed “Les Misérables” parody…. the world is a beautiful place.

John and colin Jost wrote this sketch in 2010 when john was a writer and it never made it to air, tall child came full circle!

“John we’d like you to come host SNL for us.”
“Of course! But on one condition!”
“What’s the condition John?”
“You let me do the Lobster Mis sketch you cut eight years ago.”
“No John.”
“You don’t understand! The kids will love it!”
“*sigh* fine. You can film the lobster sketch.”
“And you won’t cut it for time?”
“And we won’t cut it for time.”
“I’ll see you on Saturday!”

indicativeof-sideways-escalation:

africanaquarian:

me, learning about the greek pantheon in elementary: wow, I love athena, so brave and smart

me, after reading about the story of medusa: athena is a spiteful, dumb bitch who can’t direct her anger at the right people! wack ass hoe

Me, after learning than Medusas head was used as a sign of safety and female autonomy in women’s spaces because it was seen as a gift from Athena, to allow Medusa never to be harmed that way again: oh dope, Athenas on our side. Kill a man who dares to look upon you with possession in his heart.

Me, after learning that Athena holds herself to the ‘not like other girls’ standard and usuallys sides with whatever the nearest dick-toting diety says: what the fuck what a fake bitch

Me, after learning that most of the media depicting Greek Gods by the ancient Greeks that survives today was commissioned, designed, and made by men, and therefore does not depict female interpretation or telling of the myths, and is probably extremely biased towards a misogynistic portrayal of a strong woman: the canon Athena was in our hearts all along.