Straight people really will say anything when they assume there’s no gay people around like today a straight girl said “I hate all that gay shit” when I told her I was going to see Love, Simon and another one called her ex boyfriend a “f*ggot” for literally no reason like it’s wild how these are the same people who will absolutely say they support gay people and then mock us when they think they’re behind closed doors
if you are a lesbian you are permitted to get away with as much arson as you want. if you are gay you are allowed one (1) act of shoplifting over 250 dollars. if you are bisexual you can key as many sports cars as you want. if you are trans you can fake your own death three times. thats the rules. if you are heterosexual then just dont leave the house or we’re gonna have a problem.
anyone wanna buy wahoorat off me, i cant handle this shit anymore
One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending cash, clothes, and furniture to you in the mail, eventually, the mob boss sends you a letter to stating that they bought you a house, and it lists an adress. What do you do?
In this economy? Thank them politely, pledge your loyalty, and join the mob.
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