God, I am so in love with her

@diversephotograph (via diversephotograph)

people i make myself look good for:

myself

gay women

my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room

ilovepisceswomen:

full offense aquarius virgo aries gemini & leo are the funniest signs

just-shower-thoughts:

Being organized and getting your work done ahead of time is just procrastinating on having fun

i-raised-you-danker-than-this:

yungbara:

todays mood is making out. I want a tongue in my mouth right fucking now

well have i got some news for you

xeniawarriorprincesa:

batmansleftnipple:

skylarghost:

cloud-bending:

Water, Carbon, Ammonia, Lime, Phosphorous, Salt, Saltpeter, Sulfur, Fluorine, Iron, Silicon, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.

I can do it.

I’m going to make myself a girlfriend using alchemy.

YOU CAN’T TRANSMUTE A HUMAN WITH AN ORANGE AND A PACKET OF CHIK-FIL-A RANCH DRESSING

well with that attitude you cant

This is how you summon a Floridian

I don’t usually ask astrology questions but I really wonder, why do I always catch myself having conversations in my head? Is it because I’m a virgo? I talk to myself about literally everything and sometimes it’s suffocating..

astrolocherry:

its called thinking

futurecatladies:

gemmarosity:

gemmarosity:

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me