me: say it— i need to hear those three words
library database: Full Text Online
me, shedding tears: i love you too

theorydictatespractice:

This might come as a shock to some of you but saying “I’m not informed enough on this particular topic to have an opinion” is about 100 times more respectable than being misinformed

doktorgirlfriend:

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

kramergate:

fleetwoodbrak:

howd the victorians get to sleep without asmr vids am i right fellas

they hired little page boys to crinkle waxed paper in their ears all night

poetrylesbian:

triwizard-tardis:

poetrylesbian:

straights: 👎

gays: 👌

“…if you only have love for your own race then it only leaves space to discriminate, and to discriminate only generates hate..”

–Black Eyed Peas, Where Is The Love?

This post is a thousand years old but I just saw this reply and I can’t believe someone replied seriously to a joke post with a black eyed peas quote

fvace:

younhgyun:

are u: “sorry?” or “excuse me?” or “what?” when you dont hear/understand what someone says

this is “huh?” erasure

k-dog-spoon:

enecoo:

And soon will you be

i have no idea of the context of this post but its the most omnious thing ive ever read