clitclip:

honestly my favorite new phenomenon is the haiku bot coming in at the end of super serious posts. it’s like watching a supervillain come to a crushing defeat and then getting run over by a roomba.

snakegay:

i love the fact that like… if you wanted to you could throw a chair… stool…. lamp… medium sized houseplant… even a lightweight table…. theres nothing physically stopping you from throwing furniture around, only social constructs and your own cowardice.

mgs3:

me:ok time to go and look at my college stuff that i have to do becaues its college

college: words

me:

demun-life:

shitpostpriest:

Game of Thrones

did you just

the-absolute-best-posts:

are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary

chillaxemurderer:

sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep

cuirassier:

argumate:

latining:

zaku-too:

necromanceher:

I’ve come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Θώθ

hey, thanks! now die

Actually, Ancient Greek thetas had a dot in the centre, and lowercase letters wouldn’t be invented for several hundred years.

You mean ΘΩΘ

Behold the face of your god.