Tag: education
#did you know it is a violation of student privacy laws to let students grade each other’s quizzes#it is also illegal to call out grades#it is just straight up illegal to allow students to know other students’ grades in the us#so in summary: bribe away kids your teacher is breaking federal law
are you srs holy shit
American Education Explained by a Canadian
SAT- Stupid American Thing
PSAT- Pretty Stupid American Thing
LSAT- Long Stupid American Thing
ACT- American Crying TestWhere is the lie thou
friendly reminder that “your grades don’t define you“ doesn’t mean that slacking off in school is fine, it means that you should be proud of what you HAVE achieved and not get too hung up over a bad grade every now and again.
Teacher: What are you going to do after college?
Senior: I don’t know.
Teacher: Well what are you passionate about?
Senior: I haven’t had time to find my passion because I’m too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.
America: our education system needs to improve!
American education: we need another standardized test and more homework!
Finland: actually, we became one of the worlds’ best education systems by getting rid of homework and standardized tests – also, we pay our teachers better than you.
China: same
Belgium: same
American education: better make it two more standardized tests.
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don’t know, can you? Me: When I was using “can” I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you’d know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes
someone found a real life plot hole
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