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crazyjetty:

ultrafacts:

In 2009, the attorney general for the island state of Tasmania stated that Australian wallabies had been found creating crop circles in fields of opium poppies, which are grown legally for medicinal use, after consuming some of the opiate-laden poppies and running in circles

In case anyone is wondering, here is what said crop circles look like.

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Of all potential Crop Circle explanations, I don’t thing *anyone* saw “stoned wallabies” as a candidate, let alone the likely suspect.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gayantigone:

textbook: (historical figure) remained celibate throughout their entire life

me, a homosexual who Knows Better: sure

“She never took a husband and so must have died a virgin, in the house she shared with the woman who was her best friend and constant companion who she was inseperable from”

Me: (Looks at camera like I was on The Office)

weavemama:

I CHOKED ON MY WATER SSJJSSJDHDHSKSJ

michaelblume:

*opens pill botttle*

*opens water bottle*

*pours some water out into my hand*

“Wait. No, that’s…no.”

*washing hands*
me: hoe dont do it
sleeve: *rolls down and gets wet* ya
me: oh my god

botanize:

England people are so funny they always be saying. I’m not bovered

back-that-sass-up:

negritaaa:

cristinterrill:

kathrynroseksk:

dead

I mean, yes, this is funny, but mostly I’m just struck by how AMAZING language and its capacity for evolution and elasticity is. This would be incomprehensible to an English-speaker living in any other time.

it honestly looks like a different language

Whoa

toast-potent:

cmder:

haiku-robot:

cmder:

“samsung v apple”

why would they fight they both love exploiting their laborers

why would they fight they
both love exploiting
their laborers

^Haiku^bot^0.3. Sometimes I do stupid things. Beep-boop!

neat!

haikubot sweetie you’re doing amazing