theunvanquishedzims:

• Fairy children dancing
• ONWARD TO WAR
• Electric guitars haven’t been invented yet so violins are still the sexiest instrument
• Heavenly choir that’s way too long
• Lost in a monastery and too timid to interrupt chanting to ask for directions
• That one from the Bugs Bunny cartoon
• Emilia’s garden parties are such fun!
• Constance’s garden parties are not as fun as Emilia’s but still quite pleasant
• Must we attend Gertrude’s garden party (Mother says we must)
• Fairy adults dancing (NSFW)
• You’ve heard this song a thousand times but your boss’ child has a flute solo so you have to keep nodding along
• ONWARD TO WAR but with an indefinable Russian edge
• An Italian man is singing from his belly so this is probably about love
• (too quiet) TOO LOUD (too quiet) TOO LOUD
• Intellectual supervillain shows off liberal arts education
• Your boss’ other child has a ballet recital
• Christmas
• The other famous ballet that isn’t Swan Lake or the Nutcracker
• Sitars?
• The composer thinks cellos are sexier than violins
• More dancing fairies but with an insidious tonal shift so you can tell it’s the weird kind with horns and this isn’t the nice part of the story
• Church music that’s too bland to be heavenly choir or chanting
• The Big Six

voxeterna1:

So ,I’m a music teacher and every year we have what are called “walk through observations”. Basically, this means that 4 times a year the principal or vice principal comes into my class to assess my teaching. Fine. Sure. No problem.
Well, today I was doing an activity with my 1st graders called “Musical Groceries”. Basically, they make up a fake shopping list and then together we figure out what the rhythm of the words on the list is. To do that, a small group of students plays the beat on the conga drum while the rest of the students move around the room while chanting the word. It sounds weird but it’s a great way for the kids to figure out the relationship between syllables and rhythm.
They quickly get bored of walking the rhythm so I let them come up with their own ways of moving around the room.( skipping, hopping, etc) One student suggested they hop around the room like frogs, way down low to the ground. Okay fine.
Or it was fine until my vice principal walked in to do my observation only to find 20 seven year olds hopping around the room like a hoard of little hob-goblins, rhythmically chanting “BREAD! BREAD! BREAD!” while five other kids played ominous beats in a drum circle.
I have never seen anyone look so confused in my life and I really don’t want to know the rating I got on my observation.

mutedlikeasunset:

At the beginning of the season: this is Jon Snow, he’s King in The North.

At the end of season 7: This is Aegon Targaryen, better known as Jon Snow, the seventh of his name. King in the North, Rightful heir to the Iron Throne, King of the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, The Resurrected, The one who couldn’t bend the knee, Mine-worker, Cave Artist, The one who doesn’t lie, Late night booty caller, Tamer of Khaleesis, and step father to dragons.