let’s talk about the universe – Page 23 – Let's Talk About the Universe

fartgallery:

deer: *walking around a cemetery*

someone: an old god…. a spirit…. someone’s reincarnation…

deer [thinking]: how do i get out of here with these fences all over the place

bepeu:

you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it’s not illegal

ilikefandomsmorethanpeople:

stele3:

languageoclock:

argumate:

vintar:

i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say in it, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how i just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal

oops

do you not sing this in other countries?!?!??

NO we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.

@thornsword Is this a thing?

char7:

My favorite tweet for the “Game Of Thrones” finale.

chryswatchesgot:

Chrys Watches Got [x] / requests for individuals [x]

dany: an evil witch told me I can’t have children
jon: but have you considered… that she lied
dany:…
jon: have you tried again
dany:…
jon: can I participate

goon:

i cant breathe

deceive:

me not understanding a movie: wow… the cinnamon tography

dajo42:

official-europa:

dajo42:

how does somebody write “i’m sorry, the old taylor can’t come to the phone right now. why? oh. cause she’s dead” and not become immediately nauseated that is the most embarrassing lyric ive ever heard how does that make it into your single and who even thought this new weird edgesona was a good idea in the first pl

Taylor fucking killed her

im sorry the old dajo42 cant come to the phone right now