supernatural-mishamigo:

vvaddles:

theselener:

vvaddles:

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

I literally did not see that coming

slimetony:

I dont think you should be allowed to drink poison

vorrible:

lornacrowley:

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

hotephoetips:

i treat people how i want to be treated until i notice a lack of reciprocity

then i begin to treat them how they treat me

and that’s when people usually notice that there’s a problem

“you acting different”

yeah

shmapes:

Tumblr isn’t about getting lots of notes on a post anymore it’s about ego death

adrenaline:

Expectation: Go out with my friends, drink, dance and have fun.
Reality: Staying at home, watching tv, checking tumblr, eating and getting fat.

the-philosophers-bone:

arcampbell94:

Part of adulting is having your bed in the center of the wall instead of in the corner.

why… is this………….. true…………………

just-shower-thoughts:

We live in a day and age where we have 3 tonne spheres of steel orbiting the earth 30,000 kph relay signals at the speed of light so Joe can listen to a podcast about how the earth is flat.

sighborgs:

discourse topic of the night: mini m&ms are objectively better than normal m&ms.