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what being bi means to me: sometimes i look at pictures of people of various genders and say “nice” but mostly i lie down on the floor a lot because Im tired. follow for more relatable content
Weird how engraving someone’s name on a dagger signifies that dagger’s owner, but engraving it on a bullet signifies the bullet’s intended target.
This conundrum is easily solved with my patented Dagger Gun
Crossbow
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hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.
earth
my dad took me to see sharkboy and lavagirl when it came out and it was my first 3D movie and i was so amazed. when i got home i said “dad i wanna draw 3D pictures!” and he laughed in that parent way that means “haha okay you do that kid. you can’t really do that but okay.”
i came back half an hour later with drawings i had traced over slightly offset with red marker, then offset in the other direction with blue and gave him the 3D glasses “daddy look i did it!” “…well. you did. you sure did.” which translates to “how the fuc k”
fuckin 12 year old state alchemist what the actual fuck. i watched a 12 year old repeatedly slam his head against a wall at an amusement park because he thought it made a funny sound how the fuck is edward elric even a real human being
he lost two of his limbs and he met god
I mean let’s be honest, I wouldn’t be, like, ENTIRELY surprised if Ed slammed his head against a wall to make a funny sound
English: It fits like a glove.
Spanish: It fits like a ring on the finger.
Italian: It fits like shoes painted on with a brush.Finnish: It fits like a . FiST. iN. the EYe . (ง’̀-‘́)ง
German: it fits like an ass on a bucket 💦💦
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