when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when i do it i’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on?’ what kind of double standard honestly…..
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“did you bring protection?”
“don’t worry babe”
*pours salt in a circle around bed*
“stop calling yourself gay if you’re bi” well sorry shelby but bisexuality has no culture or community to speak of because half the world thinks we don’t exist and the other half thinks we’re inherently untrustworthy/only good for threesomes, and you fucking gremlins decided “queer” is a slur and can no longer be used as an umbrella term in the year of our lord twenty fucking seventeen, so until further notice i’m going to use whatever word i want to describe how i feel when i watch rachel maddow, t h a n k s
there’s a big difference between “food waste” as in “farmers destroy tons of food to avoid exceeding quotas” or “supermarkets throw away this much edible food because it doesn’t sell”
and “food waste” as in “it is not actually within the capacity of humans to perfectly predict and track household food consumption, so a certain amount of food per household inevitably goes bad and has to be thrown out every year”
the idea that food waste is the product of thoughtless consumers rather than corporate greed is really insidious
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
dont forget the shaving cream
What you should all be impressed by is Alexander Hamilton’s ability to limbo right under the super low bar Eliza set for him as a husband…
“Just stay alive, that would be enough”
One time a straight girl asked me how did I know I was attracted to women if I never had sex with a woman. Which poses the question…are straight people blinding fucking each other to determine who they find attractive or…? Do straight girls look at somebody and think “Hmm, I can’t tell if I like Bob from payroll. It is time to fuck Bob from payroll and find out.”
Reblog if you think Bob from payroll has more to offer than his body
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