cute gender neutral things to call ur partner

significant annoyance

ascaredindividual:

averagefairy:

i always wonder why people even only a century ago were so much more articulate like why does it seem like when you read diary entries or whatever from the early 1900s it sounds like they’re writing poetry when they were just talking about their day like when and why did our common style of speaking switch from so intricate to like as simple and to the point as possible. also if someone back then heard the way we speak now would they think we’re dumb or be completely lost by how much shorter everything is also why is the evolution of language so fascinating

maybe one day our shitposts will be looked at and regarded as poetry

i wanna know what a 1910’s teen would think of “when u mom com home and make hte spagheti”

ms-ss:

fuckery-inc:

YOOO

This should be in a museum somewhere

targarvyns:

Schools yik yak was on point today👌👌

drunp:

this is peak Craigslist

anna-stronk:

Death battle

youlookdeliciouspantpant:

how i make friends

mjalti:

my life is like Chopped except it’s God up there going “here’s a set of 4 mystery ingredients: some form of illness, zero disposable income, an ambiguous sense of self, 4 day old pasta….. you have 30 minutes to come up with some sort of life, with quality. ice cream machine broke”