I swear to God the camera director deserves a fucking Emmy

you: christmas carol

me, an intellectual:

‘‘Tis the season and let’s not play

fuckingpunchmeintheface:

communistbakery:

growing up with three parents was really weird

what?? u had three parents??

yeah my mom’s a gemini

wattpadfic:

teacher: here’s ur topic
me: oh jeez i hate that topic
teacher: pick your own topic
me: oh jeez im not a decision maker

Myers Briggs by Greek Gods

tabby-flenderson:

ENTP~ Hermes, the messenger of the gods
ENTJ~ Zeus, the god of the sky
ENFP~ Aphrodite, goddess of love
ENFJ~ Hestia, goddess of the hearth
ESTP~ Ares, god of war
ESTJ~ Prometheus, god of creation,
ESFP~ Dionysus, god of the party
ESFJ~ Demeter, goddess of the harvest
INTP~ Hades, god of the underworld
INTJ~ Athena, goddess of wisdom
INFP~ Persephone, goddess of spring
INFJ~ Artemis, goddess of the night
ISTP~ Poseiden, god of the sea
ISTJ~ Apollo, god of the day
ISFP~ Iris, goddess of the rainbow
ISFJ~ Hephaestus, god of the forge

somewhatsolidcrew:

my–darling–dear:

foreverhelives:

“Lady who has a Bible Verse for every situation.”

IM DYIJG I LOST IT AT APPLE

I AM SCREAMING @homeskilletbiscuitt @hennything-goes

virgogirl:

i don’t uh…. como se dice….. give un Fuk