like the guy who says “I’m a nice guy”
he’s never a nice guy
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History of US presidents 😂
Who was a ¾ cracker?
I suppose that’s Kennedy
But what about Lincoln
the one with the hole lol this is so accurate
uesp:
So that’s how it works. You plod along, putting one foot before the
other, look up, and suddenly, there you are. Right where you wanted to
be all along.
i love when dudes are like “of course i respect women, i have a sister and a niece” like what does that even mean. there isn’t a person on this planet who isn’t related to a woman like what is Your Point
why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story
you are though—its called your life
shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day
but those are your demons
i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made
at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
bottled water is just thrussy lube
Do y’all ever consider NOT making a terrible post
‘Toxic masculinity prevents men from using an umbrella’ sounds like it should be a shit post and yet,
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