obviousplant:

I installed a ‘Relationship Saving Station’ at Ikea to help keep couples from fighting.

cerastes:

writing-prompt-s:

You sell your soul to God. Instead of having bliss in life and then damnation, you life a life of utter misery and then go to Heaven when you die.

That’s just regular Catholicism.

Three non-stereotypical things about the signs

frenchzodiacgirl:

Aries: they are secretly romantic, great listeners and they are not as confident as they may seem

Taurus: they set high standards for themselves, they are more rational than emotional and they are organized

Gemini: they are pretty sensitive, unable to say “no” to their friends and they love staying indoors sometimes

Cancer: they are very resilient, extremely complex and they have some of the most diverse sense of humor

Leo: they place others’ needs before their own, they are incredibly clingy and they are really smart people

Virgo: they are up for any adventures, they have intense trust issues and they never forgive

Libra: they are heavily educated/ informed, they notice the smallest details and they aren’t always optimistic

Scorpio: they are super shy and bashful when they first meet people, they are hilarious and all they want is true love and to start their own family

Sagittarius: they are undeniably poetic, they are committed when they find the right person and they are caring

Capricorn: they know how to let loose and party hard, they have contagious laughs and they are compassionate

Aquarius: they are in-tune with their feelings deep down inside, they are charismatic and they forget easily

Pisces: they fear loneliness, they are tough/strong and they have huge ambitions

motomenorahkent:

sapphicfemme:

zimmy373:

this isn’t even edited

I had to Google this because I couldn’t believe it was real…but it is…

You will not be able to predict how this ends

rapicho:

ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun

virgodura:

Yiyun Li, “Two Lives”

detrea:

The premise of minimum wage, when it was introduced, was that a single wage earner should be able to own a home and support a family. That was what it was based on; a full time job, any job, should be able to accomplish this.

The fact people scoff at this idea if presented nowadays, as though the people that ring up your groceries or hand you your burgers don’t deserve the luxury of a home and a family, is disgusting.

boltgsr:

IMAX UPLOADED THE MUMMY TRAILER WITH HALF THE AUDIO CHANNELS MISSING AND CREATED 40 SECONDS OF UNDILUTED COMEDIC PERFECTION

ilikedthewayhegaveback:

lady-kaede:

pisshets:

lizzytea:

pisshets:

In cars two at the airport the cars have to go through tsa checks and take off their wheels and stuff which implies the cars Universe had a 9/11

Wait. Oh my god. But planes are sentient in the cars universe. Did cars hijack the plane or did the planes fly themselves.

Nobody knows

Buddy they have car pope. A car jesus died on a car cross and we’re worried if car bush did car 9/11

I could not comprehend a word of this initially and I thought I was having a stroke