it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood?
this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???
Definitely had one when I was 11 or 12. And a few minor resurgences when I started watching Stargate SG-1 and when I was cast as the Pharaoh in a certain Andrew Lloyd Webber musical…
Mine started pretty early and I haven’t quite given it up yet; I got interested in it when I was like five or six. Got to see the Tutankhamen and the Golden Age of the Pharaohs exhibit when it was in the Los Angeles County Museum of Art back in 2005. I have so many books on ancient Egypt, including a few hieroglyphic dictionary volumes. My obsession has gotten me into trouble just a bit: one time there were statues of Anubis outside the Denver International Airport, I pointed them out and proceeded to inform everyone within earshot that Anubis was the god of mummification (though younger me probably simplified it as “god of death”). Needless to say, my parents gave me a quick lecture about not mentioning death in an airport.
Tag: let’s talk about the universe
the thought of me having sex: nice
the thought of someone being intimate with me and seeing me naked and knowing what I look like that vulnerable: absolutely disgusting
Hagrids dad fucked a giant and Jk Rowling won’t tell me how
A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say “go on, it’s ok!” and the little girl shuffled up to me and said “ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?” I am d y i n g
trump: we should start a nuclear arm’s race
literally everyone who’s taken basic high school history ever: no…… we should not……. what the fuck…….
whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this

i honestly don’t think i could make up something worse than the white house managing to fit both holocaust denial and neocon warmongering into a single fucking press release






