nexya:

“Calling a male character hot means you’re attracted to males” listen buddy. When I see Garrus Vakarian on screen and I call him hot does that mean I’m attracted to him? Does that mean I want him to raw my ass until it’s nothing but mass effect fields? Does that mean I want him to call me his girlfriend and hold me in his big strong dinosaur arms?? actually this is a bad example can I start over

memeufacturing:

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

canadianslut:

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

h0llaween:

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

astrobro:

beanraptor:

astrobro:

caffeineaddictanonymous:

astrobro:

Time is so fake. Apple could make all our iPhone times 15 minutes early and literally nobody would know

PEOPLE WITH ANDROIDS WOULD KNOW

Exactly, nobody would know

Except for the owners of 1.4 billion Android phones world wide

Who

memeufacturing:

designer: lets attach adhesive for people to seal the envelope
weird gary: no lets force them to lick it

elleon:

thebossbaby-official:

i’ve been saying the one on the left looks like fuckin obama

verylostpenguin:

For someone who claims to love books I spend a heck of a lot of time not reading them

sinfilth:

drinkingteahuggingdogs:

sinfilth:

self care is drinking 3 pots of coffee and getting into a knife fight w god

We found Dean Winchesters real blog.

put shit like this on my posts again and i’ll come into your house at night and shit in all of your cups and bowls