until last year i genuinely thought i saw mommy kissing santa claus was actually about the mother cheating on her husband with santa, like it never occurred to me that her husband was dressed up as santa
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly.
public: applause
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly.
public: confused applause
Want a rom-com where instead of a funny best friend the protag has an unexplained little ghoul that won’t stop trying to kill them. The rest of the film is a regular rom com besides the tiny goblin that wants them dead.
Listen. I don’t want this played as a horror even remotely. I don’t even want it acknowledged by other characters, or played as funny or wacky. It’s not ridiculous. It’s a film with the exact tone of, say, When Harry Met Sally except there is a very real little gremlin creature who every 20 minutes or so, bursts in wielding a knife attempting to murder the protagonist. It has no bearing on the plot and is never resolved.
me to the little ceasers man: beware the ides of march
little ceaser: pizza pizza
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