
Tag: let’s talk about the universe
self care is drinking two jack in the box coffees at 7 pm and gaining enhanced vision of the shadow people you often see in the corner of your eye
THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES
Stop Sign: Strict
Speed Limit Sign: Cautious
One Way Sign: Stubborn
Yield Sign: Shy
Keep Out Sign: Secretive
I get irrationally offended when websites tell me my password is weak.
you: heavy metal
me, an intellectual: burdensome mineral
edgar allen poe’s famous short story, ‘bird tells me to fuck off in my own home’

Welcome to Ireland!
Where we accidentally legalised E.
why do guys look so hot when they drive
cos we’re too stupid to work the air conditioning


