let’s talk about the universe – Page 79 – Let's Talk About the Universe

monobeartheater:

intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car

Tumblr: gateway to great literature.

imanes:

weird how lighting a candle can make u feel marginally better like ur still feeling the same but at least there’s a candle burning… nice

wingardiumleviosaurus:

You: Daddy Longlegs

Me, an intellectual: Father Elongated Appendages

zalco:

communistbakery:

nijuukoo:

sheenaduquette:

kurota-haruka:

tsukidaisy:

neuxue:

alltimekxylx:

vacuumssuck:

French person: 80
French person: lol blaze it

i just 5 to my knees I laughed so hard

this whole post makes me want to 7 something on fire

i’ve had e9 of this

THIS POST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE I DON’T GET IT AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY

Sweet, sweet 17tion.

10 is making me facepalm so hard.

I feel bad for people who don’t know what this 16

pray for the people who have to 8ness this

obsessivereaderandwriter:

bowsic:

yujuchingu:

sapphictaurean:

trohmosexual:

who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy
who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it”

Me.

Feed Me The Pain Salt

if my eye isn’t twitching its not sour enough

I may or may not have a tendency to eat sour candy until my tongue is raw, like I can easily put away a whole bag of Sour Patch Kids by myself.

whiteteethteens:

fun: being had

beat: sick

disco stick: wanting to be ridden

transhumanisticpanspermia:

fucking ben franklin taking my hour of sleep, give it back you greedy powdered wig wearing asshole