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whoever put a hex on me..please stop

me: say it— i need to hear those three words
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me, shedding tears: i love you too

i saw a really cool butterfly expert man on PBS and was so in awe of him and his butterfly knowledge i tracked down the episode online to see how to spell his name and found his twitter and followed him, only for the next day to awaken to him having read not only my webcomic, but also my livetweets saying how i wanted to marry the butterfly man. he said he was flattered. anyway the moral of the story is please don’t underestimate how far down your twitter a bored entomologist will scroll, and also the internet was a mistake.

ostracizedpoodle:

storyofthislife:

why are breakfast dates not a more popular thing? like forget your 9pm fancy dinner reservation, lets go eat pancakes at 9am in our pjs

I will never wake up before noon for a man

iwannabeadored:

mugglebornheadcanon:

1977. Younger muggleborns laughingly answering ‘Abracadabra’ when asked by teachers if they know how a spell works. Purebloods screaming and ducking under tables because they misheard and this 12 year old is trying to use the killing curse on me.

I think this might be the best one