lnnea:

Okay so Norway is like such an odd country cause like listen to this

Norwegians consume 9% of all Pepsi max produced

Norwegians eat the second most tacos in the world, just after Mexico

Norwegians drink the second most coffee in the world, just after USA

Norwegians read the second most comic books in the world, just after japan

There are only 5 million people in Norway

smolshork:

i love how everybody just talks about “jeff goldblum” in thor: ragnarok. like, not the grandmaster, no, it was jeff goldblum. the character was jeff goldblum, jeff goldblum was talking to thor and loki, jeff goldblum was the one controlling the fights, jeff goldblum threw orgies on his small personal spaceship.

badley:

– ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’
– ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’
– alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again
– ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’
– weird slang terms
– ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’
– vague embarrassment regarding ur accent
– ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’
– ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’
– no real hugs :((
– suffering
– fahrenheit vs celsius
– the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably

transboyscout:

so last night when i was trying to sleep y’know it was dark and quiet and my eyes were closed but then i suddenly started laughing because i remembered this gif

cystemic:

useless-switzerlandfacts:

altonin:

the real regions of europe

• crystal clear tapwater
• everyone eats dinner at 10pm
• slav squat
• brexit

How Europe is classified by the United Nations

somewhatnewtothis:

genderkills:

the knife emoji but capitalized

Sword

me: let’s do something productive
brain: too stressed, can’t focus
me: ok, then let’s do something enjoyable first
brain: can’t do that either, feeling too guilty for not being productive

gay-bananamancer:

eggcup:

hmm? what’s that? oh, you don’t like my seeds? *evolves into a fruit that bears no seeds but is now a monoculture that is especially susceptible to pests and disease* how about that idiot 

Don’t vague post about bananas you scum