Tag: pun

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

me: GOD UR SUCH A SAP
full grown oak tree: TAKE THAT BACK

slavery:

postllimit:

my little brother just fucking threw a milk carton at me wtf how dairy

Why did you make me read this?

communistbakery:

communistbakery:

what did the math teacher say when she needed a moment to find 1/cos

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