Aries: stuck up// actually down to earth
Taurus: trustworthy// actually has tons of blackmail
Gemini: shy// actually the loudest and most fun
Cancer: total bitch// actually really sweet
Leo: conceited and popular// actually insecure
Virgo: overly critical of others// actually has no intention of hurting anyone
Libra: happiest person you will meet// actually really sad
Scorpio: really cool// super nerd (but in a good way)
Sagittarius: unsympathetic// actually cares a lot
Capricorn: way too serious// actually crazy when you get to know them
Aquarius: difficult at maintaining friendships// actually really good at it
Pisces: super shy and sweet// could actually turn into a fucking ape